“Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Croc...” — Howie Carr Quote

“Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?”

“I used to think Cape Wind was a great idea. That was when Ted Kennedy was alive and railing about how he might spill his Chivas if he had to keep maneuvering the Mya around all those noisy seagull-murdering wind turbines. Anything Ted Kennedy was against, I was for.”

“Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.”

“In previous roles, I have thought of my body as 'Betty's body,' and I try not to eat too many dinner rolls - please don't fire me! I'll make crazy choices from the neck up, but from the neck down, it's just me trying to suck it in. And in 'GLOW,' my whole body was required to do a function and not just to look as good as possible in a costume.”

“I was never the glamorous type like Betty Grable.”

“I say to myself: 'Come on, Betty, you can't have everything in life. You've been very lucky.'”