“I was practicing intermittent fasting while I was in prison. My window...” — Michael Sorrentino Quote

“I was practicing intermittent fasting while I was in prison. My window of intermittent fasting was between 16 and 17 hours on the weekdays, and 18 and 19 hours on the weekends.”

“Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, yah know, hot girls, cougars.”

“I pick my swimsuits just like I pick my women. As soon as I see it, I like it, and that's it. I get it real quick.”

“The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door. That's the only difference.”

“Let us have a dagger between our teeth, a bomb in our hands, and an infinite scorn in our hearts.”

“There is all of the difference in the world between paying and being paid.”