“One of the biggest things immigrant kids oftentimes feel is this big d...” — Hasan Minhaj Quote

“One of the biggest things immigrant kids oftentimes feel is this big disparity between our parents and us. And our parents are staunch pragmatists, and I consider myself to be an optimist.”

“My goal is just to continue to find mediums to tell stories that I think need to be told.”

“There's all sorts of terrible things that happen around the world. And comedy's one of those few things where you can discuss those things.”

“I would draw a really big distinction between competition, or potential competition, and a conflict of interest. A conflict of interest implies wrongdoing, whereas competition is really healthy.”

“And one by one the nights between our separated cities are joined to the night that unites us.”

“One of the huge imbalances in life is the disparity between your daily existence, with its routines and habits, and the dream you have within yourself of some extraordinarily satisfying way of living.”