“There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't...” — David Letterman Quote

There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?

No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

During the holiday season, try substituting a cranberry and club soda spritzer, or water with lemon or lime instead of an alcoholic beverage. You'll be saving calories, and reducing your cancer risk.

Is Naked Juice a beverage, or is it a snack? I think we can liquefy snacks or snackify liquids.

There's less clutter in the beverage category than in the music category. A lot less clutter.

PepsiCo is a $63 billion company. Half the company is snacks, and half the company is beverages. We have a glorious snacks business and a glorious beverage business. We are extremely profitable. We are growing.