“Reality has a well-known liberal bias.” — Stephen Colbert Quote

“Reality has a well-known liberal bias.”

“What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.”

“Simply being a guest on David Letterman's show has been a highlight of my career. I never dreamed that I would follow in his footsteps, though everyone in late night follows Dave's lead. I'm thrilled and grateful that CBS chose me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go grind a gap in my front teeth.”

“I think I'm a pretty perceptive person and I like to come to my own conclusions without any bias.”

“Congress needs to get over their political bias with each other and work toward saving children's lives.”

“If anyone ever accuses me of bias - on Twitter, say - they're blocked straight away. It simply isn't true.”