“The real Stephen Colbert is a practicing Catholic. He teaches Sunday s...” — Kevin Bleyer Quote

“The real Stephen Colbert is a practicing Catholic. He teaches Sunday school. He can recite chapter and verse of chapter and verse - from both the King James Bible and 'The Lord of the Rings.'”

“The Constitution's Preamble, its renowned introductory passage, was written by a man with a peg-leg. Which, if you think about it, gives our Constitution hardly a leg to stand on.”

“For Democrats, nothing is any less complex than a 'West Wing' episode.”

“The Bible is the book of my life. It's the book I live with, the book I live by, the book I want to die by.”

“The idea of literalism in the Bible is a very new phenomenon. In many ways, it's a product of the scientific revolution.”

“The Bible is the only credible guide either as to the real relationship between man and the earth and the great Creator of both or concerning the purpose of the creation of both.”