“You just make sure you don't screw it up. It's going to work as long a...” — Harold Ramis Quote

You just make sure you don't screw it up. It's going to work as long as you don't mess it up. Hopefully you have plenty of those moments in a big comedy.

The first comedy screenplay that I wrote was Animal House and I always thought I could and should be a director but no one was about to give me that opportunity on Animal House.

If life only has the meaning you bring to it, we have the opportunity to bring rich meaning to our lives by the service we do for others.

I never read Playboy before I started working there and stopped reading it the day I quit.

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

A pitcher will never be a big winner until he hates hitters.

Coaching is really a big fraternity. You can get in if you know the right people.

Sleepless nights I'm not a big fan of to be honest.

I had a condition called gynecomastia - I had really big man-boobs, and I got a surgery for it.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.