“I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find the...” — Greg Behrendt Quote

I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you'll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted.

I saw Aerosmith, and I was like, 'Wow, you can dress like a girl and still get girls? Hand me a scarf!'

I don't have a massive fan base. I don't have Patton Oswalt numbers, but the fan base I have is incredibly generous, and of the 22,000 people who follow me on Twitter, I think almost all of those people participate.

This life is yours and no one else's, and if you spend your time looking at other people's pages, you'll never get anything done.

I'm a big fan of British cinema; I think we make some unbelievably brilliant films, but they can quite often have a dark feel.

Normally, I only put on a little foundation and I think that's because I wear make-up for work so much. I am a big fan of mascara though.

I'm not a big fan of losing.

When I was a kid, I used to watch a lot of television. And I was a big, big fan of 'Rocky & Bullwinkle.'

I used to love the 'Star Trek' movies, 'Wrath of Khan' and stuff like that. Loved those movies when I was a kid. And 'Star Wars' obviously was hands-down probably - I mean I had the sheets. I was a big fan of that.