“I tested in the top percentile for IQ, but I couldn't tie my shoes or ...” — Stephen Rodrick Quote

“I tested in the top percentile for IQ, but I couldn't tie my shoes or really ride a bike without training wheels until I was almost 7.”

“There are many reasons why I hate college football. The 4-hour games drone on longer than Steve Lyons during the American League playoffs. The ever-expanding season threatens to creep into early July. Boise, Idaho, hosts a bowl game. And it's played on blue artificial turf.”

“Baseball loyalists cite the game's legendary numbers - 300 wins, 500 homers, 3,000 hits - as evidence of the sport's elegance, beauty, and gravitas. What no one mentions is how wretched and painful it is to actually watch a former star gasp and sputter his way toward a legendary number.”

“I am that dork who packs a bike helmet in her suitcase.”

“You will never see me on the bike or treadmill for long periods of time; I just use them for one-minute sprints between sets.”

“If I was Mayor of London, I would take the congestion charge off. I'd keep the bike lanes. And buses free on a Thursday.”