“Eddie Murphy did '48 Hrs.' because that was the only movie offered to ...” — Jerrod Carmichael Quote

Eddie Murphy did '48 Hrs.' because that was the only movie offered to him. And he killed it. Bill Cosby did 'I Spy' because that was the TV show he was offered. But now, there are networks dedicated to comedy, and the Internet... it's so easy for comedians to not do things that aren't true to them.

L.A.'s pretty great, man. But I'll be very honest - I prefer New York. It's more my speed.

The biggest thing that I get most excited about is, my family and I would watch television together, and we weren't just passive viewers. Something would happen, and then we would talk about it. When Will Smith was shot on 'Fresh Prince,' that sparked a conversation about safety.

Performing for Dick Van Dyke once was fun.

So, Mr. President, what is wrong with the fair employment practice bill?

No one bill will cure the problem of spam. It will take a combined effort of legislation, litigation, enforcement, customer education, and technology solutions.

Conservation is an American value, and it is lacking from this bill.

I actually think Bill Gates is conventionally smarter, even though it's a dumb word, but mental processing power - I've watched him use four different screens, process information, get to the right answer, boom boom boom.

We must take the time to do what needs to be done now, what is right, instead of passing a bad bill.