“You probably need 1/10 of the world's population for us to continue to...” — Bill Burr Quote

You probably need 1/10 of the world's population for us to continue to exist. There's just too many damn people. You have to somehow get us from 7 billion people to... I don't know what the magic number is, but I imagine at some point, that will happen. And I don't know about you, but I don't think I'm making the cut.

I think I just say what I'm thinking. And - you know, if people relate to it, they relate to it, but - I really - you know, if you really listen to me, I don't have my finger on any pulse.

They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sense of humor, and Pacino is like just a sweetheart of a guy.

I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.

Even one billion Chinese do not a superpower make.

Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.

You can't come in and value your company at $10 billion if you don't have any sales, or you don't have anything to justify why your company is worth that much.

We were all hit with sticker shock: $87 billion is a huge number.

Is it not careless to become too local when there are four hundred billion stars in our galaxy alone.