“The whole student loan thing drives me completely nuts. If it wasn't p...” — Gail Collins Quote

“The whole student loan thing drives me completely nuts. If it wasn't possible for 18-year-olds to sign themselves up for tens of thousands of dollars in debt in order to pay their college bills, the state governments wouldn't have found it so politically easy to cut taxpayer support for public colleges and universities.”

“Sarah Palin is an heir to the women's movement. She has not been constrained by gender. At no point in her life has she thought, 'I can't do that because I'm a woman.'”

“I used to have a sort of soft spot for Huckabee. He seemed to have a genuinely saintly streak, which caused him to defend illegal immigrants and give pardons to criminals who were perhaps a little less rehabilitated than he had imagined.”

“I come from a simple background, so I couldn't call my father and say, 'Come pay my bills,' so I had to get out there and work.”

“You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time.”

“I started paying my bills with YouTube money around the time I hit a million views a month.”