“People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. T...” — Bill Engvall Quote

“People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?'”

“If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.”

“When I drove up on the set one day, and they'd put up a sign that says 'The Bill Engvall Show,' I stood there for 20 minutes just staring at it. The director, James Widdoes, came up and said, 'What are you doing?' And I said, 'Look at this! There's my name on a stage door in Hollywood!'”

“One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check.”

“I was inspired to do anything I could to get out of what I was doing... today, I'm motivated to pay the bills.”

“We should at least make sure that patients are given the opportunity to opt out of spending their final days in a hospital, hooked up to tubes and running up enormous bills.”