“It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, t...” — Tracy Morgan Quote

It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider.

America doesn't like to hear about things like welfare. 'Don't talk about that. We don't like what it did to people!' Yeah, but it happened.

I want to show the world my humor.

If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you.

People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.

If I could come back as anything - I'd be a bird, first, but definitely the command key is my second choice.

Every Olympics, when I was growing up and playing basketball, my parents and I made it a point to sit down and watch the U.S.A. compete. To join that team later, and play and practice one-on-one with David Robinson, Larry Bird, Chris Mullens and all these guys I looked up to, was a dream come true.

I have trained my eye over and over ever since I was a kid. I was a bird watcher when I was a little boy. My grandmother gave me a bird book, and I got to like their colors.

Sisters are brittle things. God was penurious with me, which makes me shrewd with Him. One is a dainty sum! One bird, one cage, one flight; one song in those far woods, as yet suspected by faith only!