“One of the first jokes I wrote was this nail salon bit that ended up b...” — Anjelah Johnson Quote

“One of the first jokes I wrote was this nail salon bit that ended up blowing up on YouTube. That's kind of what propelled me into standup.”

“I was lucky to grow up in a culturally diverse area knowing a lot of different people from all different walks of life.”

“There's a joke that I do where I make fun of myself for being bow-legged, and I compare myself to a camel and how a camel walks and sits, and that has become a joke that people - when I deliver that joke, people are in tears.”

“We're all going to eventually, even in the developed world, going to have to lose everything that we love. When you're beginning to rot a little bit, all of the videos crammed into your head, all of the extensions that extend your various powers, are going to being to seem a little secondary.”

“I think I was pretty reckless and definitely a bit out of control. Now, I'm more focused.”

“When you're first starting out, there's always the temptation to hide behind distortion because it lets you get away with murder. But, when it comes to rhythm work, you've gotta back off that gain control a bit, especially if you're playing with another guitarist.”