“I saw an e-mail from one guy who's about 23 to one of peers. His parti...” — Letitia Baldrige Quote

“I saw an e-mail from one guy who's about 23 to one of peers. His parting sign-off was 'Don't let the bedbugs bite.' Now that's really poetic.”

“Knowing when and where to sit is something every young executive should learn. A junior person who comes barging into a room and takes any seat he wants catches the disapproving eye of senior management.”

“What the bride should do is call guests who have young children and say: 'I'd love to have the kids at the wedding, but we won't have room. Would you get a baby sitter, and when we get back from our honeymoon, we'll have you guys over?'”

“Politicians have always been required to be fake, but now the career havoc wrought by a stray, flying sound bite means they have to sustain their fakeness all the time.”

“Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.”

“We may have limped onto Broadway as the underdogs, but underdogs bite back occasionally.”