“I love playing the bitter guy.” — Bill Engvall Quote

“I love playing the bitter guy.”

“I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you.”

“I used to hunt and fish.”

“I mean, I can get things done if I need to, but I can really be completely irresponsible and procrastinate until the very, very, very bitter end. In fact, sometimes I work better under pressure.”

“When Democrats lose, they're pathetic. When Republicans lose, they're bitter and mean.”

“The longer you wait, the less fun. If you wait until the bitter end, the whole economy can be destroyed.”