“I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it wa...” — Roger Ebert Quote

“I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.”

“Why are some people bullied? Because they are different. How? It doesn't matter.”

“It's rare to find a film that goes for broke and says, 'To hell with the consequences.'”

“I did learn that there's no point in eating too much Vitamin C because it comes out of your bladder.”

“I don't drink in the cinema because I have a bladder the size of a hummingbird.”

“My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.”