“It's probably a generalisation to say this, but occasionally I'll see ...” — Sarah Millican Quote

“It's probably a generalisation to say this, but occasionally I'll see a bloke who laughs only after he's checked his girlfriend did. I tend to imagine that's a rocky relationship, to be fair.”

“A place I've been a fair few times is the Lake District. It has the edge on Paris in that it's ace. It's the sort of place I show off to my Aussie mates like I made it or own it or something. I love that I know where to park, where there's a choice of 30 ice cream flavours, where you can fall asleep on the grass while your friends go for a walk.”

“I can't explain my popularity. I suppose I'm just an ordinary bloke, and a lot of people see a little bit of Eddie in themselves.”

“I hear it all the time in the street: 'It's the crisp bloke.'”

“Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.”