“If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the s...” — Penn Jillette Quote

If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality. Morality is not bribery or threats. Religion is bribery and threats. Humans have morality. We don't need religion.

A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.

I'm very happy being big and effeminate.

I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business.

When I see my old mates they will say, 'You're doing well, good on you!' It kind of blows their minds - it blows my mind too!

If you're in part of rebel-controlled Syria, and suddenly your house blows up or a building next to you blows up, it would be convenient for rebels to say, 'It was the Americans.'

I wouldn't say I'm taking punishment - I think I'm out there delivering the blows.

I think I am a child. Everything blows my mind.

I'm not that guy that blows deadlines anymore.