“We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's somethi...” — Tony Randall Quote

“We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about, isn't it?”

“And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back to the Greeks, are part of everybody's heritage. It's just like in music, Beethoven or Mozart, that's everybody's heritage.”

“Museums, I love museums.”

“It is a law of human nature that in victory even the coward may boast of his prowess, while defeat injures the reputation even of the brave.”

“I do a lot of social service and I don't boast about it. I believe that if you give with one hand, the other hand shouldn't know of it. I don't believe in cheap publicity.”

“No language is rude that can boast polite writers.”