“I only read the very best music books. Donald Fagan's memoir 'Eminent ...” — Nick Hornby Quote

“I only read the very best music books. Donald Fagan's memoir 'Eminent Hipsters' is great. Bob Dylan's memoir 'Chronicles' and Patty Smith's 'Just Kids' are both incredible.”

“Radio football is football reduced to its lowest common denominator.”

“I love the detail about the workings of the human heart and mind that only fiction can provide - film can't get in close enough.”

“Kurt Vonnegut said, 'The best of Bob and Ray is virtually indistinguishable from the worst.' I'm sure he meant that as a compliment.”

“Bob Dole is not a romantic, at least not an immediate one. Bob Dole is not one to waste a lot of time on metaphor.”

“All those Bob Hope specials made me cringe when I was a kid.”