“It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly buildin...” — Daniel Mallory Ortberg Quote

“It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.”

“With a few exceptions, birds are not to be trusted; it is not normal to have such soft, vulnerable bodies bookended with slashing beaks and razor-sharp claws. It is as unnatural as an armed marshmallow.”

“I have fun going on Twitter and the Internet. I feel safe and comfortable, and I wish everyone could feel that way.”

“Move over, Helen of Troy; Jenny Trout is going to wage a war on good health and fit bodies!”

“As football players, our bodies know exactly what time of year it is and what we need to be doing.”

“'Ain't Them Bodies Saints' wound up becoming a love story even though it was not initially meant to be one.”