“Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being ...” — Jean Baudrillard Quote

“Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.”

“At male strip shows, it is still the women that we watch, the audience of women and their eager faces. They are more obscene than if they were dancing naked themselves.”

“The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin.”

“Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.”

“The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrationa bipeds who hurt only themselves.”

“If Romney were a chair, he'd be a squishy, expensively upholstered easy chair that bore the imprint of whoever last sat on it.”