“I have three pieces of advice I want you to remember: Don't ever grow ...” — Sophia Amoruso Quote

“I have three pieces of advice I want you to remember: Don't ever grow up. Don't become a bore. Don't let The Man get to you.”

“I work in silence.”

“At the bare minimum, you need to be in your position for a year before you ask for a raise or title change.”

“It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one.”

“The international order established at the end of World War II could certainly have been worse. However, this order did contain certain factors which bore within them the seeds of instability.”

“There aren't any real dumb people in my voices. It's always irritated me about Hollywood dialogue - there's so much dialogue that would just bore a Ford mechanic. This is not how people talk.”