“I love my father. I disagreed with him. But he was my father. He was t...” — Rocky Wirtz Quote

“I love my father. I disagreed with him. But he was my father. He was the boss.”

“I'd rather write a check than make myself look ridiculous.”

“I look like Scooby-Doo in a beard.”

“What are we doing to make sure that people don't get the debate questions ahead of time - because I can tell you this: if my boss at the time, Reince Priebus, had gotten the debate questions, and handed them off, he would have been driven out of this town on a stake, and Donald Trump would have been vilified.”

“When some new guy wants to beat you, and you know you are better than him, you will make him see immediately who is the boss.”

“My first book, 'To Be or Not To Be,' took 'Hamlet' and converted it to the choose-your-own-path format. It was a great fit for a book where you control what happens - a book as game - because the plot of 'Hamlet' is very game-like: get a mission from a ghost to kill the final boss, kill the final boss, and game over. You win.”