“Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.” — Woody Allen Quote

“Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.”

“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?”

“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”

“Sometimes I feel I'm too 'busy' around my daughter. It bothers me. I consciously plan 'mommy and me time' for this reason. Just her and I and no phone, emails, or other people. Even if it's just being together doing nothing but being together.”

“I was raised with three bothers, no sisters. I've always been a tomboy.”

“Losing! It bothers me a lot. I'm such a competitor, and I take everything personally.”