“When I was little, I used to suck the candy coating off of Advil and s...” — Michael Che Quote

“When I was little, I used to suck the candy coating off of Advil and spit the white part back in the bottle.”

“I'm a big Knicks fan, and I will tell a professional basketball player that they suck because they didn't do what I wanted them to do.”

“Black people have, like, this thing, and I have it, we all have it, we have this kind of embarrassment. Where we don't like white people to find out our little insecurities and out little quirks. We don't really like that that much. It's kind of, we're like, 'Don't let them know - that ours; that's for us.'”

“I used to bottle things up.”

“I don't think you can catch lightning in a bottle twice.”

“The truth is, I should have never done teaching. I did teaching because I didn't have the bottle to have a go at comedy. Whether there's any gain to comedy is not for me to say. But certainly it was no loss to teaching.”