“You can collect all the plastic bottle caps you want as long as you gi...” — Felix Dennis Quote

“You can collect all the plastic bottle caps you want as long as you give me the money so we can get off this death trap, find somewhere else and have tremendous fun screwing that up as well.”

“I hear poets complaining: 'We face what our forebears did not face. We face TV. We face radio. We face this and that.'”

“Making money is certainly the one addiction I cannot shake.”

“I drink almost a bottle of pickle juice every day, man, and it keeps me going great.”

“I think love can come fairly easily and grow - but really liking the core essence of someone is a much harder thing to bottle. If you have both, you're in pretty good shape.”

“Different hot sauces fulfill different needs, and I wouldn't want anyone to live in a world in which each fridge held only one bottle.”