“I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring and I even had it engraved -...” — Michael McIntyre Quote

“I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring and I even had it engraved - with the price.”

“Australia is fun, but completely exhausting and confusing because I never get on with the different time zone.”

“I sometimes reflect on my own life on stage and no one laughs, but you have to have faith in it and hope that people will laugh.”

“I bought an electric scooter in sixth grade. Bankrupted me.”

“What I wear is a reflection of where I am going and how I am feeling. If I'm in a good mood, it's got to be cashmere and jeans - just something comfy, soft and warm. When I'm down, I might find something that I haven't worn for a while that was bought for me - or wear a brooch or a pair of shoes that are like old friends.”

“I caught on to how to talk to sellers and convince them to sell to me on sweat equity. Little or no money down. The most extreme example was, I bought a couple of buildings for $140,000, and my down payment was 10 bucks.”