“When I was a child I liked watching shows about bounty hunters and Can...” — Duane Chapman Quote

“When I was a child I liked watching shows about bounty hunters and Canadian Mounties. I liked the 'Lone Ranger,' I liked shows where the guy saved the girl from the villain. I just liked those kinds of things and I wanted to be a guy like that, you know, that would save the damsel in distress.”

“Dog is God spelled backward.”

“My father is the reason I am the way I am today. He's why I acted up and he's why I prayed to be the opposite of him. We made up before he died but I vowed to never raise my kids like how he raised me.”

“To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce.”

“As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.”

“I've got a bounty on me every week I go out there on the field. So, I'm going to go out there and just play my game, and whatever happens, happens.”