“I think it would be great to start a Super Bowl off with, 'The players...” — Michael Buffer Quote

“I think it would be great to start a Super Bowl off with, 'The players are ready, the field is ready, let's get ready to rumble.'”

“I have nothing to complain about financially.”

“Some guys' names I love announcing.”

“And now we're in a world where players are skipping some of these bowl games, people are talking about the only bowl games that matter are the playoff, and I just happen to disagree with that wholeheartedly.”

“For me, joy is eating home-cooked payasam in a bowl that I have cleaned and polished myself.”

“We overweight people, we say terrible things to ourselves. Oh, you wouldn't believe it. 'You fat pig. How can you do this? You're a disgusting jerk.' And that gets you nowhere. That gets you right back into a bowl of pasta fregula.”