“Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio stati...” — Howard Stern Quote

“Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.”

“If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.”

“I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.”

“I was able to buy my mom a house, employ my friends, and accomplish dreams I never thought possible - like selling out The Hollywood Bowl. But I think the moment I guess I thought 'I made it' was when Samuel L. Jackson followed me on Instagram. I would've never guessed he knew what Instagram even was.”

“Most exciting for me was to make the Pro Bowl in 14 of 15 years.”

“Win or lose, you need to remember who you are. And a lot of people go into the Super Bowl saying if you win it's going to change your life forever. It's obviously the pinnacle of our job.”