“Comedy is like math - you can check your answer because you know you'v...” — Jennifer Carpenter Quote

“Comedy is like math - you can check your answer because you know you've gotten it right if you get a laugh. It just makes sense to me. I feel like because I've had to keep that tool in my box for so long, I'm ready to show it off a bit.”

“I read Christopher McDougall's book 'Born to Run.' If running were a religion, this would be its bible. I actually scribbled my favorite passages on my arm to read during the race.”

“I have learned that keeping my personal life outside of work is the easier, richer way to work.”

“I'll be working the rest of my life because I'm a character actor and don't have to worry about box office.”

“The standard entertainment industry reaction to Hollywood's box office slump reveals the same shallow, materialistic mindset that helped create the problem in the first place.”

“If a team is standing on the edge of the box with eight players, it's hard for any team to get through. You need time to find space.”