“For the uninitiated, 'Calvin and Hobbes' is a daily comic strip detail...” — Anthony Marra Quote

“For the uninitiated, 'Calvin and Hobbes' is a daily comic strip detailing the antics of an unruly six-year-old and his misanthropic stuffed tiger. The boy, whose vocabulary is packed with more 10-dollar words than a GRE flashcard set, is named after John Calvin, the Reformation-era theologian who preached the doctrine of predestination.”

“When you're writing in big block paragraphs, you can afford to have a redundant sentence now and then, but the Twitter format requires concision.”

“I'm wondering when you hit the age where people say, 'Oh, OK, he's not so young.'”

“I'm still a mummy's boy!”

“We all got lucky doing Boy Meets World.”

“When I was a young boy in San Francisco, I remember being sent home from playing with a friend, and I remember the mother saying, 'Tell Jeffrey to go home.' And I said to the girl, 'Why?' She goes, 'My mother says that you're the people who killed Christ.'”