“I'm so disappointed in the frat parties at Columbia. I'm like an Engli...” — Max Minghella Quote

“I'm so disappointed in the frat parties at Columbia. I'm like an English boy going to an American college. I'm thinking cheerleaders, I'm thinking kegs. That's not what's on the cards.”

“'Mean Girls' is awesome.”

“I really love stories about women.”

“When I was a young boy I sold newspapers by the side of the road. I cleaned the shoes of people for less than a pound a time. I was 12 years old but I had to do it to eat because my family was so poor.”

“Karen was always such a lawless rebel: carrying a gun in her purse, flirting with 14-year-old boys. She's the worst. You know that horrible guy Milo Yiannopoulos? She has about as many redeeming qualities as he has.”

“Boys are strange creatures.”