“I met my boyfriend, a pro poker player, at a tournament. He tried to d...” — Jennifer Tilly Quote

“I met my boyfriend, a pro poker player, at a tournament. He tried to dissuade me because it's a seedy gritty world. Listen, I've played till 4 in the morning. I've played with a half million dollars on the table.”

“I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws up and it's like, 'Oh please, get a room.'”

“If you have Julia Roberts in a movie you're never really afraid for her because you know she's not going to die.”

“In high school, it was all about popularity, being with the boyfriend and all the girls thinking he's cute.”

“It's a job - someone's gotta kiss Jennifer Aniston. The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine.”

“My dream evening is wearing my sweatpants, eating something delicious and watching TV with my boyfriend.”