All my boyfriends are in their 20s.Leslie JordanTheWorldMotivation.comTry New ThemeDownloadSharePin ItCopied to clipboard!“All my boyfriends are in their 20s.
“One of the main reasons I started writing these one-man shows was that this really evil casting director once said to me, 'you're peripheral and you'll always be peripheral. You'll come in with the zingers and have very little to do, so just accept that and take the money.'”Leslie Jordan
“There's a shared pressure for women to be having it all, or striving to have it all. Have fun and be free, but don't wait too long to find a boyfriend. Be skinny, but the right amount. I do feel like that's easy for any woman to tap into, when you're getting assessed all the time, by family or your peers or society in a broader way.”Rachel SennottBoyfriend
“Big Brother' has put me off people. I thought, 'I'm gonna get a dog.' I really think I'm going to become more reclusive. It was nothing like I expected. I was so naive about it.”Leslie JordanBig Brother
“My mother had found this album of all these old slides from the '50s of me as a kid and I said, 'We should have these made into pictures because the color's so beautiful.' There were pictures of me from 1955 as a little baby wearing all these elaborate outfits, and in these pictures was this amazing story of a gay man and his mother.”Leslie JordanElaborate
“I talk about things that happened in my life. Now, do I embellish? Absolutely. Come on, we all do it. It makes for a better story. But it always comes from a germ of truth.”Leslie JordanEmbellish
“I remember where I was when I wrote that story, 'Mermaid in a Jar.' I was at a boyfriend's, and he was the only boy I ever dated who was rich, and his parents had a ski chalet, and I just didn't know how to break up with him, so I decided I would be celibate.”Sheila HetiBoyfriend
“I'm an only child, and in college, I was given a single, and then I lived with people for, like, two years but were my best friends, and we had a really fun time. And then I lived alone or with a boyfriend. I've never really had a bad roommate situation.”Ari GraynorBoyfriend
“I don't usually Skype. I've used it once, but my boyfriend had to leave instructions: 'This is how you Skype me.' We do it for the business, of course - we have the site and trade online - but, personally, I'm not passionate about it.”Matthew WilliamsonBoyfriend