“I once had a boyfriend who couldn't write unless he was wearing a neck...” — Susan Orlean Quote

“I once had a boyfriend who couldn't write unless he was wearing a necktie and a dress shirt, which I thought was really weird, because this was a long time ago, and no one I knew ever wore dress shirts, let alone neckties; it was like he was a grown-up reenacter or something.”

“Oversized houses, like oversized cars, seem to be a particularly American fixation.”

“I want to let my friend Buster know that I would like to have dinner with him tonight. Does Buster work at home? Then how likely is he to have his cell phone on? Is he one of those people who only turns on his cell when he's in his car? I hate that.”

“I was gutted to leave my boyfriend at home when I started my tour, but taking my pillow was like taking a little bit of him with me.”

“I have no ill will towards WWE, my boyfriend works there.”

“All my stuff is men's fashion. It's always oversized shirts, boyfriend blazers and trousers.”