“I am a really bad boyfriend.” — Jim Norton Quote

“I am a really bad boyfriend.”

“If somebody said about me, 'I don't think his jokes are good, I don't think he's a good comedian,' I don't like to read that but that's a fair thing to say.”

“I love doing the radio, and it's different every day. But stand-up is just you and the immediate reaction of the audience. So I love both.”

“I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending more time alone than I'd like.”

“He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend.”

“I've been in relationships and had long-term boyfriends since I was 13, so I've always had that emotional pillar of support. I'd got to a point where I felt like I couldn't live without that.”