“Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would have left little more than lipst...” — James Wolcott Quote

“Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would have left little more than lipstick stains in their passing had it not been for the sex videos that lofted them into reality-TV notoriety. Once notoriety has warmed into familiarity, celebrity itself becomes one big 'Brady Bunch' reunion, or a therapy session with Dr. Drew.”

“On August 28, 2010, Fox News messiah Glenn Beck hosted a 'Restoring Honor' revival meeting featuring sexy guest star Sarah Palin, much as Bob Hope would roll out Raquel Welch in white go-go boots on his U.S.O. tours to give our fighting men a morale lift in their khakis.”

“Tom Brady is a big inspiration and a big idol of mine.”

“I would rather be at Reggae Sunsplash, which happens once a year, than doing some horrible Brady Bunch reunion.”

“I love Tom Brady because he's a Rudy. He was drafted low, worked hard.”