“Personally, I like to think I'm like my old man. I like to think I hav...” — Terry Funk Quote

“Personally, I like to think I'm like my old man. I like to think I have the brains he did.”

“AJ Styles is of a different genre, and he's a wonderful part of wrestling, doing things that a lot of guys can't do.”

“Stan Hansen was a tough-as-nails freshman middle linebacker when I was a senior at West Texas State. He was a damn good football player, but he developed some problems with his knees. When football didn't work out he asked me about professional wrestling.”

“Sure, our three-pound brains might be inadequate to understand the universe. But perhaps they're just good enough to build something that can.”

“Meat eaters don't like me because I call for moderation, and vegetarians don't like me because I say there's nothing wrong with eating meat. It's part of our evolutionary heritage! Meat has helped to make us what we are. Meat helps to make our big brains.”

“I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart people, not to steal someone's man or get drunk on TV.”