“In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writi...” — Patton Oswalt Quote

“In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.”

“Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can't pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room.”

“I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.”

“We invite our friends who hold high positions in the legislative branch of government and state institutions to master the skills of administration, so they could, when the time comes, reform the Turkish state and make it more fruitful at all its levels in the name of Islam.”

“I'm not 'Jacare,' I'm not David Branch, I'm not none of those other guys.”

“I've always been obsessed with Michelle Branch, Avril Lavigne, Melissa Etheridge.”