“I did a tour show to 12 people in Falkirk, five of them friends of my ...” — Ivo Graham Quote

“I did a tour show to 12 people in Falkirk, five of them friends of my parents, three days after a pretty top-tier breakup and I'm in marginally more of a position to laugh about that now than I was then.”

“I went to Eton, that's a slightly controversial issue, but it's an interesting subject to try and come across as likable and self-aware and possibly even defeat a couple of stereotypes.”

“Was I right to pick 'A Fish Called Wanda' as my 'funniest film' in 2017 on the grounds of how many times my dad played it at home when we were growing up? Probably. Does it matter either way? Of course not.”

“I tell people this: It's hard to write about walking in the park, but it's easy to write about a breakup.”

“New clothes are a great way to deal after a breakup. A good mix CD also helps you get through it and... you know, 72 hours of ice cream.”

“I think when you go through a breakup, the first initial thing you do is put on music.”