“One of my younger fans made the mistake of heaving a frozen pie at me ...” — Soupy Sales Quote

“One of my younger fans made the mistake of heaving a frozen pie at me before it defrosted. It caught me in the neck and I dropped like a pile of bricks.”

“I found a way to beat the Army. I joined the Navy.”

“I've been in show business for parts of six decades.”

“If I could only remember that the days were, not bricks to be laid row on row, to be built into a solid house, where one might dwell in safety and peace, but only food for the fires of the heart.”

“Fame hit me like a ton of bricks.”

“I have about 4 million Lego bricks. And then a few million in storage in case something comes up. I still pay for them. I buy my bricks just like everyone else. It's by far my biggest capital expense.”