“I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks c...” — Bob Uecker Quote

“I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase.”

“On TV the people can see it. On radio you've got to create it.”

“I think my top salary was maybe in 1966. I made $17,000 and 11 of that came from selling other players' equipment.”

“It's a profound privilege to die from stress related diseases. It is the elimination of other causes of death such as infectious disease which is responsible for bringing lifestyle diseases to the fore - and these are exquisitely sensitive to stress.”

“Every minute you spend in your life is either spent bringing you closer to your goals or moving you away from your goals.”

“People equate sexy with promiscuous. They think that because I'm shaped this way, I must be scandalous - like running around and bringing men into my hotel room. But it's just the opposite.”