“Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of th...” — Jon Stewart Quote

“Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.”

“There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is.”

“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”

“I want to stand up for Britain's national interests.”

“Politics has got too personal, too nasty, in Britain, as it has in America.”

“Great Britain has lost an empire and has not yet found a role.”