“Suits are malevolent magicians' sleeves for socialists, full of patric...” — A. A. Gill Quote

“Suits are malevolent magicians' sleeves for socialists, full of patrician loops and tricks, small, embroidered, cryptic messages of deference and privilege. They are ever the uniform of the enemy. They are also the greatest British invention ever.”

“People who know there is a god and people who know there isn't live in exactly the same world. Same number of hours in the day, same weather, same football results. They both love their children and die of the same diseases.”

“Frightened is the natural state for all men.”

“The passion the British people have for football - they live for football.”

“It's an old joke: All evil people in movies are British.”

“Even under Poch, he had a different culture to the British. It wasn't that he didn't understand it. You know the British like to have a drink, it was just something that he couldn't get his head around. He wasn't willing to compromise on that, either.”