“I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.” — Broderick Crawford Quote

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.

I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.

I'm a lousy reader.

If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.

On the broad spectrum of solitude, I lean toward the extreme end: I work alone, as well as live alone, so I can pass an entire day without uttering so much as a hello to another human being. Sometimes a day's conversation consists of only five words, uttered at the local Starbucks: 'Large coffee with milk, please.'

You kind of hope that the events themselves are interesting. I think that's what you have to hope for, that on a broad level it's an interesting story.

We'll be presenting a broad spectrum of the music and looking at how the younger guys can carry it on.

Usually, people who don't have a broad perspective see gay people as servants - as people who are there to make them look good.