“The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so m...” — Drew Carey Quote

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.

They've had a hard life, the Oasis brothers. They've done really well to be semi-normal. It's always sad when your dirty linen is brought out in public.

I started singing when I was a little kid. I was about nine when we had a group with my four brothers. We sang spirituals. The old regular thing.

I've got 11 brothers and sisters.

One thing I learned from my older brothers is there's two sides to everything.

I talk to all my brothers every day. We have group chats, we text about random things.